December 2011
Watchobrin
the best way to start planning an outfit is checking the weather report for the next 24 hours
im all woman at the moment mmmm
WatchAmy Poehler on Wonder Showzen
“Try to remember that 78% of a woman’s pleasure is about yearning.”
– Vice Magazine
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i love charlie brooker
louis theroux talking to americans
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i ask my boyfriend for a salad and he brings me a plate of dorritos
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO ME
my ‘mother in law’ so to speak is sat right next to me and theres so much porn on my dash and i really hope my headphones are plugged in
so apparently beyonce and jay z have had a baby girl im so excited
when it turns 2012 people aren’t going to stop posting utter shite on tumblr are they.
i should stop complaining and just unfollow everyone.
Anonymous asked: do you have a favourite fashion model at all?
Rocky: what sausages are they for dinner?
Mum: theyre from the butcher down the road and they won an award in 2009
Rocky: wot?
i want to get a breast reduction so its just a huge nipple mum was telling me about someone she knows whos had theirs reduced three times because even after you cut the tissue out they keep growing!!!! ahhhhh
christmas pudding in half an hour
found some huge buffalo platform trainer things in a charity shop today, dont know whether to keep them or make moneyy
my mums gone deaf its the funniest thing in the world
and im this close to getting robert pattinsons number